And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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