We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
