she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I CAN MOONWALK!
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
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I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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