Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
that's an acceptable place to lick
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Houston, we have a squirter
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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