before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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