quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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