omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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