would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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