Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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