White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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