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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.

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• (310): View more from California

  I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  wanna hang out tonight and remember it?

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.

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• (718): View more from New York

  She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.

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• (212): View more from New York

  I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil

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