can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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