You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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