FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
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He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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