I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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