Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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