so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
