I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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