he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
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Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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