I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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