Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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