Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
