We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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