I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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