Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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