Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
we're so committed to being not committed
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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