kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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