Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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