David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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