Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
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