i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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