whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
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whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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