I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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