this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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