I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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