I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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