just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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