I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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