no, he came in my armpit
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It was a blind-side dick pic.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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