we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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