yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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