yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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