who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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