I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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