Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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