I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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