Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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