Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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