Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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