Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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