well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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