Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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