What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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