so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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