SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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