i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Do vagina's smell?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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