ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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