Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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