I wanna bring you to show and tell
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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